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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied
- July 23
- United States
- Deviant for 11 years
- She / Her
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My Bio
~Long-time admirer of art, now learning to produce something more impressive than cartoon toast and cupcakes, though they are rather adorable...~
5 Important Things to Know About Me:
1. I'm a suburban corn goddess with just a hint of unrestrained ratchetness.
2. I'm 98% positive that I was once a Dutch biscuit in a past life. Quite traumatic, really.
3. I hate children. And no, I was never a child. I was a miniature adult.
4. I live in my head. Visitors are always welcome, of course, but few ever return *unharmed.*
5. I don't give a shit. I don't care about race or religion or sexual identity or any of those man-made constructs that divide the "modern" world. I care about the individual.
6. I'm really effing awful at math.
5 Important Things to Know About Me:
1. I'm a suburban corn goddess with just a hint of unrestrained ratchetness.
2. I'm 98% positive that I was once a Dutch biscuit in a past life. Quite traumatic, really.
3. I hate children. And no, I was never a child. I was a miniature adult.
4. I live in my head. Visitors are always welcome, of course, but few ever return *unharmed.*
5. I don't give a shit. I don't care about race or religion or sexual identity or any of those man-made constructs that divide the "modern" world. I care about the individual.
6. I'm really effing awful at math.
Favourite Visual Artist
Dean Koontz
Favourite Movies
Under the Tuscan Sun, Silence of the Lambs, The Corporation, Wristcutters: A Love Story, most Disney animated films, Mary & Max, How to Drain Your Dragon, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Iron Man (or anything with Robert Downey Jr in it)
Favourite TV Shows
Dexter, United States of Tara, True Blood, Game of Thrones, My Little Pony: FiM, Adventure Time, Kuroshitsuji, Death Note, Hellsing, Peach Girl, Highschool of the Dead, Spice & Wolf, Friends, Ouran High School Host Club, Archer, The Universe
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Florence and the Machine, Tyler the Creator and OFWGTKA, Excision, Mozart, Kanye West, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Downlink, Datsik, Phoenix, Foster the People, Ra Ra Riot, Vampire Weekend
Favourite Books
I'm a very picky reader, so my list is quite small: The Night Circus, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Water for Elephants, The Red Tent, The Hunger Games. I also love reading mythologies and fables from around the world!
Favourite Writers
Edgar Allen Poe, HP Lovecraft, George Orwell, Phillip K. Dick, Richard Dawkins, Dan Brown, George R.R. Martin, Erin Morgenstern
Favourite Games
Skyrim, Oblivion, Fallout: New Vegas, Batman Arkham City, Batman Arkham Asylum, Borderlands, Assassin's Creed 2, Dragon Age: Origins, Soul Caliber IV, Grand Theft Auto IV, Saints Row II and III, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Minecraft
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC ;]
Tools of the Trade
Photoshop, Painter, Sketchbook Pro, iA Writer, knitting needles (for when I need to think), Utrecht sketchbooks and a new pack of Derwent pencils :) Tissues for when frustration builds and a bottle of Moscato for everything else
Other Interests
Tarot cards/readings, writing, dancing, singing (albeit poorly), dreaming, thinking, sleeping, CANDY <3, documentary-watching, Harley Quinn, COLORING BOOKS
Finals Week!
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Exciting news! I have a paper due in 2 hours, 12 minutes, and who cares how many seconds! I haven't slept in over 24 hours! My dog has an appointment at 3! I've written 1 page over the allotted 8, and I don't know how many points will be taken off! I still have 1.5 more topics to cover! And a conclusion! Hurray!
*Laughs hysterically* *Sobs*
Every. Single. Time. I always say "Next paper, I'll start a week early. End early, too, and then I won't feel so stressed." I tried to do that this time, but sleeping is so much more enjoyable.
Anyway, I've used up about...4 minutes of my writing time to spout absolute nonsense. I needed a new journal o
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Dear NaNoWriMo:
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Fuck you.
That is all.
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*Ahem*
I am not one given to "abandon," literary or otherwise. Sometimes in my personal life, I like to pretend that I'm a throw-caution-to-the-wind-and-shove-a-middle-finger-up-the-ass-of-life type of girl. I like to pretend that I'm impulsive.
And sometimes, this is true. (Especially when it comes to shopping. And food.)
But the truth of the matter is, in the grand scheme of things, I like to plan things. I like to have a relatively clear idea of what is going to happen. Not everything needs to be mapped out to precise detail, because that would make me seem anal, but I need to have a roadmap, a
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{i like to lie to myself}
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I like to tell myself little lies, seedlings of falsehoods that propel me throughout the monotony of everyday.
There are the lies that boost my self-esteem:
-"Wow. Look at dem boobies! They're growing!"
-"Am I losing weight?" *Turns around* "Yeah I am!"
~which is usually followed by~
-"Dat azz!" {what "azz?" why the fuck does my inside voice sound like that?}
There are the lies I tell to motivate myself:
-"Really? You're going to eat another cookie?"
-"That looks like a seventy-year-old blind woman designed it. And then threw up on it. And then her colostomy bag exploded. Maybe it's time for a change of career plans, hm?"
-"What? Th
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Hi there! I was wondering, as you watch me on DA, would you mind to like my facebook page?
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Thanks a lot!!!
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Thanks a lot!!!
Thanks for the new favorite!
No problem! I really enjoyed reading the journal in Smacky's voice
Thanks for favin'!
No problem ^_^ Thanks for your excellent references. Super helpful 
Thanks for the favorite!
thanks for the fav, hillarious the pic of u nd your friend btw