Exciting news! I have a paper due in 2 hours, 12 minutes, and who cares how many seconds! I haven't slept in over 24 hours! My dog has an appointment at 3! I've written 1 page over the allotted 8, and I don't know how many points will be taken off! I still have 1.5 more topics to cover! And a conclusion! Hurray!
*Laughs hysterically* *Sobs*
Every. Single. Time. I always say "Next paper, I'll start a week early. End early, too, and then I won't feel so stressed." I tried to do that this time, but sleeping is so much more enjoyable.
Anyway, I've used up about...4 minutes of my writing time to spout absolute nonsense. I needed a new journal on my page, anyway. This was a pressing matter that could not be ignored. This post was necessary, don't you understand?! The entire fate of my artistic life depended upon me swapping out the old post with a new, more complex and utterly pointless one! The only surety is that if I hadn't, chaos would ensue! Don't you see? I did this for you!
I'm going to look back and regret this post. I can just feel it.
Reading: 1mil articles on the transatlantic slave trade
Drinking: Energy packed Crystal Light Powdered Deliciousness